It's Offical; I've Been Tagged

Hello all,

CAG Incognito tagged me with a few questions. Without further adieu I'm going to cut right to the chase and get down to business. As a side note please ignore the time stamp on this post in relation to how much wine I may or may not have consumed tonight.

That being said, here goes.

What is your occupation?

I am the Editrix in Chief for an internet company. When not surfing the internets, I can be found clowning around/working with my Staff Reporter (he's the cat's pajamas), monitoring how much chocolate and junk food the ladies in my area consume, and trying not to think about how much I want to go home.

What are you listening to right now?

Drunk people screaming outside my window, 17 stories below me. It's quite fun to translate the late night bellowings of drunk people in the street. I suggest you try it sometime.


Can you drive a stick shift?

Let me borrow your Ferrari and we'll find out. No, just kidding. I did know how to switch into the various gears in high school, but that was because my boyfriend was driving, and he worked the clutch while I switched into different gears. I got pretty good at it, but not good enough to take the wheel myself.

Last person you spoke to on the phone?

Courtney. I needed to tell her I was on my way to her apartment. But coming in at a close second is JM. I think he counts as a partial answer since we exchanged 35 text messages between the two of us today. Notch it up to (Calvin Klein) Obsession.

Do you like the person who sent this to you?

Well as far as internets friends go, she's a pretty neat chick :)

Favorite drink?

Raspberry Margaritas. Period.

What is your favorite sport to watch?

In person? Football. On tv? The X Games Snowboarding halfpipe competition.

Have you ever dyed your hair?

Who do you think I am? DUH. Partial highlights are a must for this diva.

Pets?

Not that I know of. Although my goldfish Tigre (whom my ex-boyfriend won at a carnival my junior year of college) lived a pretty damn long time, until my old crazy roommate came home drunk one night and unplugged his little bubbler guy, thus causing him to suffocate in his own mess. No, I'm still not over it. And I had a pet bunny named Hoppers. She suddenly had seizures in October 2007 and passed away at the ripe old age of four. No, I don't want to talk about it.

Favorite food?

Petit filet (medium). For all the men out there, this is the key to my heart.

Last movie you watched?

I am halfway through 'American Gangster'. And no, Russell Crowe just isn't hot. I'm sorry.

Favorite day of the year?

July 21st.

What do you do to vent anger?

I usually call my good friends and complain/talk out what is bothering me until I feel better. However, if Kayleigh's anger reaches sub-atomic nuclear meltdown status (extremely rare) I've been known to kick the crap out of things, tell people off, come *this close* to punching girls out, make people cry, and throw things. You know what, no. Let's just sum it all up with: "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."

What was your favorite toy as a child?

I know what my favorite toy would have been- a damn Power Wheels convertible. The girl down the block had one and hot damn was I jealous. It was a life-size Barbie-mobile. And it wasn't mine. Other than that, my My Little Ponies had a huge influence in my life, along with my brother's GI Joe action figures.

Which is your favorite, fall or spring?

Is this some sort of sick tasteless joke? Autumn, or Fall to the lay person.

Hugs or kisses?

Hugs are nice, but kisses give you spice. You do the math.

What kind of pie?

I'll go with the theme of the moment: Reese's Peanut Butter.

Living arrangements?

It's just me myself and I. Oh, and that ginormous centipede looking thing that I just saw scuttling across my carpet. WTF? Where did you come from big guy? Don't worry I trapped him underneath a mixing bowl. Maybe if I click my heels three times and turn around real fast a man will appear out of thin air and dispose of him for me.

When was the last time you cried?

20 minutes ago. Shutup.

What is on the floor of your closet?

My closet has a floor? You think I jest, but...no.

Favorite smell?

For me: Marc Jacobs by...figure it out. For him: Armani Black Code

What inspires you?

A clean smelling, ambitious man. And White Chocolate Mochas from Starbucks.

What are you afraid of?

Not accomplishing my goals. Period.

Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers?

What the hell is a spicy hamburger? And who eats hamburgers anyway? Give me cheese, baby.

Favorite car?

Dream car: Aston Martin Vanquish in a metallic blue-green color.
Current car: Honda Civic
New car I would buy right now if I felt like giving up my ride: Acura TL or BMW 3 Series

Favorite cat breed?

Chesire.

Ok fine, Persian.

Favorite day of the week?

I would say Friday for obvious reasons, except that day always seems to drag on forever (when I'm working) so I'll say Saturday.

How many countries have you been to?

Canada, Mexico, Haiti, Grand Caymen, Bermuda, Jamaica, Finland, Sweden, Estonia, Russia, Denmark, Lithuania, England, Scotland, The Netherlands, Belgium, Spain, France, Germany, Czech Republic, Hungary, Austria, and Italy (in April 2008) = 23.


Ok I'm going to go check on that critter I trapped, and mosey on over to bed.

Night, night, kids!