OK seriously, get me the heck out of here. I don't think I can wait a full two weeks to vacate my current place of employment.
Why you ask?
I was just in the bathroom fixing my hair when a thick, fuzzy, ginormous spider fell from the ceiling and landed directly on the left upper quadrant of my forehead.
I didn't even have time to scream before I slapped that beast off of my face and sprinted out of the bathroom panting.
I ran to the solace of the Diet Coke machine in the kitchen, only to realize that I was out of change. It was then that I noticed the following sign hanging by the kitchen sink:
"DO NOT PUT FOOD PARTICALS IN THE SINK!"
Particals? Attack spiders? No Diet Coke?
Get me out of here.
Chicago, My Kind of Town
Come on,
Baby don't you wanna go
back to that same old place -
Sweet Home, Chicago
17 comments:
Eeeeeew! Hang in there! Two weeks will go by quickly...I hope :)
Ah, haha. Sorry, I know, not funny. But... funny.
Ewwww. Poor you. You're almost done though!
yes, i'm sure two weeks will go by fast, but i hate spiders too. i have only been able to stand them since i got cats. those guys will have fun playing with the spider and then eat him:-)
EWWWWWWWWWWW. I have a friend that would seriously quit her job if that happened. GROSS
I would have screamed and had to wash my face. That is awful. Check out my update tonight, it's about the joy of quitting your job :)
Ugh... I thought you learned your lesson about those bathrooms ;)
That is... the most terrifying story I've ever heard.
where the hell do you work?
The spelling on that sign! UGH! I would leave immediately.
Hang in there ;-)
aaaaaaaah no diet coke it like. torture.
I HATE spiders. i know, I know, they are smaller than us and blah blah blah, they still creep me out.
Only 2 weeks!!
I would've had an absolute fit. Good luck! Hope your last two weeks are spider-less. :-)
I totally felt that way about leaving one of my jobs! My patience wore thin, and I am positive that everything that could have gone wrong did.
Hang in there! Not too much longer!
that job sounds horrible from your description!
ha ha ha ha I thought you said u hit it on your face, and thought you squashed it on your face, gross ha ha, & much worse.
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